Recruiting

“Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive of your level make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.”

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You Can't Take It With You

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very much aggrieved because he had worked very hard for his money, and he wanted to be able to take it with him to Heaven.

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Three Friends

Three friends are killed in a car accident and meet up at an orientation session in Heaven.

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The Old Lady and the Atheist

A little old Christian lady comes onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!"

And every morning the atheist next door yells back, "There is no God!"

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The Well

A man stumbles into a deep well and plummets a hundred feet before grasping a spindly root, stopping his fall.

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The Three Pints

An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guiness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from the next, until they're gone. He then orders three more.

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The Bishop and the Baby

A Bishop was holding a leadership meeting. A baby in the nearby nursery was crying, making it difficult for the Bishop to conduct the meeting. He excused himself and left the room.

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