Three friends are killed in a car accident and meet up at an orientation session in Heaven. The celestial facilitator asks them what they would most like to hear said about themselves as their friends and relatives view them in the casket.
The first man says, "I hope people will say that I was a wonderful doctor and a good family man."
The second man says, "I would like to hear people say that as a schoolteacher I made a big difference in the lives of kids."
The third man says, "I'd like to hear someone say, 'Look, he's moving!'"