"I did not provoke the fight so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover his stupidity.
"He swung at me first, but being in top condition, I was able to act quickly and block his punch neatly with my head. Whereupon I jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye. His teeth hurt so badly from the strength of my ear that he became irritated and tried to kick me, but I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face.
"I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in hopes that I would get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car he pulled me from the still-open door. That was the last straw - I lost all control. There would be no mercy! Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach, then hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth. He had it! I could tell, after that, he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken!"